l Mermaid's Conceit

My name is also a season
My first computer was an IBM PS1 windows 3.1
I am an introvert
I’m an antibacterial soap and hand sanitizer freak
I still have several baby teeth
I've never broken a bone
I chopped off all my hair when I was 14
I want to be a doctor of psychology and philosophy
I love starchy foods
I didn’t have an orgasm until I was 18
I’m learning French
I want to get married on a beach at night under a full moon
My favorite number is 7
That's also the day and month of my birthday
I have handwriting like an insane chicken
I love making web pages
I don't dot my "i"s when I write, I x them
people have sex dreams about me
I could pass as snow white or betty boop
I like the dollar store a lot
I don’t usually like soda
Other than school and work I don’t have a social life or friends
It is very apparent when I get PMS
I hate Everquest
I have a pet snake named twitch
I like girls
I plan to get my pilots license
I love swimming
I’m sort of emotional
I like to multi task
I hate doing the dishes
I like to play the drums
I don't like spiders...at all
I give awesome gifts
I give awesome head to Howie
I have 2 guitars
People sometimes think I'm stuck up because I don’t talk
I have no tattoos
I don’t drink coffee
I know how to program the VCR
My only piercings are the 2 in my ears
I’m not religious
I'm aggravated daily by ignorant people
I like girlie movies, mob movies, kung fu movies, comedies, horror, and dirty anime movies
My first concert was Slayer with a bunch of people on crack
I want to buy my own house right now
I plan on going to a girl’s college soon
I have never had any diseases
i have dry skin but no pimples
I don’t like reading the instructions
What I look for in a person: smart, talented, funny, cute, and ambitious
I'm very patient
I'm a cancer
I once masturbated with a banana
I have been told that I resemble Lydia from beetle juice
I like Dr. Ruth’s almost as good as sex cheesecake
I live in California
I love storms
I don’t like driving
I have a half brother
I'm not really close with any of my family
I like tuna sandwiches with pickles and sprouts
I feel like everyone is staring at me
If it looks and smells gross I won’t eat it.
I love thoughtful surprises
I hate math
I hate fish
I don’t want to talk politics with you unless I've seen you naked
I'm a photographer, painter, dancer and sculptor
I like total silence
Needles and veins don’t go well together in my book
I remember too much
I don’t like drama queens
I make excellent enchiladas and stroganoff
It takes quite a bit of effort to make me laugh
I'm wearing pink underwear
I gave a bum a dollar fifty today and felt good even though he’ll just buy more beer
I am playful and sexually dominant with guys
I hate crying
I love candles.
A creepy woman told me I wouldn’t have kids
I am a strong sexy female
I hate liars
People say I'm intimidating and hard to approach
People say I'm really nice after they’ve talked to me
My music tastes are almost random
I wish someone would force me to work out
I was born in 1984
I think that the license to breed should be cut off at a certain intelligence level
I have been in love for 3 years.
I have a Filipino grandpa
I am not Filipino
I like Bettie page
I like decorating
I like fruity drinks
I always paint my phones with nail polish
I have pale skin, dark hair and green eyes.
I always have water bottles in my car
I drive a black Honda CRV 2003
I use a laptop
I'm not a kid person
I'm not a people person
I ran for ASB president and Representative for my college
I can’t find my windows CD
I don’t really like pizza
I'm about a B+ in attractiveness and an A- in intelligence
I like beef and broccoli stir fry
I like pasta
I like computers
I have big boobs
I'm not fat but I'm not size 0-3
I have 2 working vibrators
I'm a good wedding planner
my parents divorced when I was 4 or 5
my mom looks like a mermaid
my dad is very strict
my mom married 4 or 5 times
my dad has never had a girlfriend
I only like old school Mario
my movie list is over 300 movies long
I’ve had sex with only 2 girls
I like thrift stores and antique stores
I’m good at drawing/painting/sculpting naked women
I have a lot of dirt on a lot of people but don’t hold it over them
peer pressure has never affected me
I don’t like people on bikes who think they’re cars
If I were a sauce id be sweet and sour
if I were a spice girl id be Posh spice
favorite kind of bagel: everything
if I did drugs my drug of choice would be pills
my nose itches when I'm irritated